Republicans: Should our Gov Christie campaign by extolling the virtues of Nutella and his 56 inch waist?

I think in the land of gluttony (and I represent that as an overweight, sedentary, conservative and flatulent tea partier) we need to extoll the virtues of corpulence and a winning combination will be our Governor Christie and a svelte Ann Coulter (or a vampish look alike) serving up an overflowing ladle of warmed Nutella into our Governor's mouth! It is a winning image, I just know it!